A little boy asked his mother "Why are you crying？"
"Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said.
His mum just hugged him and said, "And you never will"


Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no
reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.


The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God; and when God got on the phone, he sked,
"God, why do women cry so easily?"


God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders
strong enough to carry the weight of the world; yet, gentle enough to give
comfort"

"I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that
many times comes from her children"

"I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else
gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without
complaining "

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all
circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly"

"I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned
her from his rib to protect his heart"

"I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but
sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him
unfalteringly"

"And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use
whenever it is needed."

"You see: The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,the igure
that she carries, or the way she combs her hair."

"The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway
to her heart the place where love resides."

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一個男孩問他的媽媽：『你為甚麼要哭呢？』

媽媽說：『因為我是女人啊。』

男孩說：『我不懂。』
他媽媽抱起他說：『你永遠不會懂得。』
後來小男孩就問他爸爸：『媽媽為甚麼毫無理由的哭呢？』
『所有女人都這樣。』他爸爸回答。


小男孩長成了一個男人，但仍舊不懂女人為甚麼哭泣。
最後，他打電話給上帝；當上帝拿起電話時，他問道：『上帝，女人為甚麼那麼容易
哭泣呢？』

上帝回答說： 『當我創造女人時，讓她很特別。我使她的肩膀能挑起整個世界的重
擔；並且，又柔情似水。』
『我讓她的內心很堅強，能夠承受分娩的痛苦和忍受自己孩子多次的拒絕。』

『我賦予她耐心，使她在別人放棄的時候繼續堅持，並且無怨無悔的照顧自己的家人，
渡過疾病和疲勞。』



『我賦予她在任何情況下，都會愛孩子的感情，即使她的孩子傷害了她。』
『我賦予她包容她丈夫過錯的堅強和用他的勒骨塑成她來保護他的心。』

『我賦予她智慧，讓她知道一個好丈夫是絕不會傷害他的妻子的，但有時我也會考驗她
支持自己丈夫的決心和堅強。』
『最後，我讓她可以流淚。只要她願意。這是她所獨有的。』



『你看，女人的漂亮不是因為她穿的衣服、她保持的體型或者她梳頭的方式。』
『女人的漂亮，必須從她的眼睛中去看，因為那是她心靈的窗戶和愛居住的地方。』



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女人的眼淚>>>>>可以淹死男人.(心甘情願)

女人的眼睛>>>>>可以使男人,由悶熱的地獄到天堂飛舞.

女人的柔情>>>>>可以使老虎,變成小貓.

女人的笑容>>>>>可以使威猛男子,變成手足無措的孩童.

女人的紅唇>>>>>可以使火燄變清涼,亦可使大地變火山.

女人的......女人的......女人的......
唉...男人的毛病之ㄧ:喜歡自作多情...