Dear all,

I have received one funny forwarded mail. I can't
help laughing all the way out. Enjoy it ! I bet it is very
funny. And luckily it is with Chinese translation. ( I have
done some little corrections for its English but still keep
its original style. )

-- 2002.07.11 14:40 太陰



　# 男人很難取悅!! Men are hard to be pleased #

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Men are hard to be pleased

男人很難取悅!!

　

The problems with GUYS:

男人的問題是：


If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了．

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

對他不好，他說妳驕傲．


If u DRESS nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．


If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的


If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

如果跟他理論，他說妳固執




If u keep QUIET, he says u have no
BRAINS.

如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！



If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

如果妳比他聰明，他沒面子


If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

如果他比你聰明，他很棒！

　

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳

　
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)

如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．


If u don't make love with him, he says
u don't Love him;

如果妳不跟他做愛，他說妳不愛他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

如果跟他做，他說你是賤貨！


If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩


If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

如果不，他說妳不信任他


If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽


If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

如果他罵妳，是表示他“關心”妳

　
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be
TRUSTED;

如果妳沒有守承諾，妳是不可信的人



If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

如果他不守承諾，他是不得以的

　
If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl;

如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女人

　
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.

如果他吸煙，他是紳士

　
If u do WELL in your exams, he says
it's LUCK;

如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣


If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

如果他考得好，他說是實力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

如果妳傷害他，表示妳很殘忍


If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

如果他傷害妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！


sooo hard to please!!!!! If u send this to guys,
they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish........;

　

如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發誓以上是不正確的．．

如果你不寄給他們，他們說妳自私．

　
The moral of the story is.......

SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to girls also,
gives them some laughter ...

絕對經典。

Dear All,

呵呵！這一篇也是很好笑的中英對照！
........................嘿嘿嘿

--------------------------------------- 太陰


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Dear white, something you got to know,
親愛的白種人,有幾件事你必須知道..................


When I was born, I was black.
當我出生時,我是「黑色」的,


When I grow up, I am black.
我長大了,我是「黑色」的,


When I'm under the sun, I'm black.
我在陽光下,我是「黑色」的,


When I'm cold, I'm black.
我寒冷時,我是「黑色」的,


When I'm afraid, I'm black.
我害怕時,我是「黑色」的,


When I'm sick, I'm black.
我生病了,我是「黑色」的,


When I die, I'm still black.
當我死了,我仍是「黑色」的.


you--white people,
你--白種人,

When you were born, you were pink.
當你出生時,你是「粉紅色」的,

When you grow up, you become white.
你長大了,變成「白色」的,

You're red under the sun.
你在陽光下,你是「紅色」的,

You're blue when you're cold.
你寒冷時,你是「青色」的,

You are yellow when you're afraid.
你害怕時,你是「黃色」的,

You're green when you're sick.
你生病時,你是「綠色」的,

You're gray when you die.
當你死時,你是「灰色」的,

And you, call me "color"?
而你,卻叫我「有色人種」?